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Aviation ✈: you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran...
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
I would have just died, death would over come me… Lord here I come..
(Source: inlouhazthrusts, via boeingavion)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……..DEATH.
(Source: deeecccc, via legit-humour)
